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My favorite insult

September 12, 2013 by JJ

“I once read an Isaac Asimov novel where two parallel universes created energy by trading a tungsten particle back and forth between them, and then polygons started having sex. And that still made more sense than your book!”

It took a moment to get my brain back in gear and respond. “Wow. That was AWESOME! Hold on, I have to write that down.”

I know my daughter well enough that I wasn’t at all surprised when she didn’t appreciate the synopsis of my book. But the breathtaking majesty of the insult she hurled at me was stunning. She clearly put some planning into it. My first reaction was mixed shock and pride that she’d read The Gods Themselves. Followed by a misplaced sense of flattery at being compared to Asimov, even in this extremely negative context.

I’m sure she’s trying to help by thickening up my skin a little. This is how we show our love and support.

Ah, family. The killers of dreams.

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: dreamkillers, family, no really i love that kid, rotten kid

That’s a lot of bull

July 22, 2013 by JJ

Literally.

brangus bull
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a Brangus bull. He resides on my father-in-law’s ranch, southeast of Austin. Brangus cattle are a cross between Brahman and Angus, gaining superior characteristics of both: they’re hardy, heat-tolerant, and tasty.

My father-in-law loves me because I drive a pickup, and I can talk cattle. I might have lost a few points mixing up some of the Angus and Brangus. But I did properly identify the Herefords. As long as we avoid politics and just stick to talking about the ranch, everything is great. Knowing your safe topics and staying there makes getting along a lot easier.

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: bull, family

Best deck ever

June 27, 2013 by JJ

When I saw these cards, via a Twitter link, I had to get them. Tracking down where to buy them turned out to be tricky, but if you persevere in your search terms, there is nothing Google can’t find. And now they’ve finally arrived!

Boston terrier of hearts
Boston terrier of hearts

I don’t even have much use for playing cards. I’m just a sucker for the graphics. And dogs. There’s a cat-themed deck, too, but tch, who cares? These are DOGS.

Get your own at Artiphany.

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: general fun stuff, graphics

A love of reading

June 16, 2013 by JJ

I got my love of reading from my parents. My mom still reads the entire newspaper every day—her systematic approach to it has always fascinated me. Our house was loaded with books and magazines: fiction, references, encyclopedias, and Time-Life series. We even had large bookshelves in the garage to catch the overflow. That was where my dad kept his collection of Edgar Rice Burroughs paperbacks.

Edgar Rice Burroughs books
Edgar Rice Burroughs paperbacks (and one hardcover, The Son of Tarzan)

Those books were special. My dad told me all about his interpretations of Burroughs’ style and themes. When my parents were downsizing, I asked for the Burroughs books, which I think both surprised and delighted my father.

The funny thing was that until recently, I never read them. In retrospect, I think I didn’t want to taint my dad’s stories about them with reality. I’ve finally dared to start into the Mars series. Now I wish I’d done this sooner so I could talk to my dad about them.

I wonder what Dad would think of my writing. I suspect he’d manage to throw me a curve of a brilliant idea that I’d never even considered. He’d probably also come up with something that would make me roll my eyes real hard. And then later I would realize he has a point, even if I didn’t entirely agree. That was one of the most infuriating things about him. You were NEVER going to win an argument with him, it just wasn’t possible.

Umgawa!
Umgawa!

The Hertzberg Collection and Museum in San Antonio—where the above photo was taken—has an original signed copy of A. A. Milne’s When We Were Very Young, another author that I associate with my dad. He said once that the trick to reading the Winnie the Pooh stories out loud is to do the characters’ voices. And like always, he was right about that, too.

Filed Under: Life, Reading Tagged With: books, burroughs, family, reading

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